Santa gets his scope


Twas the night before his test

and all he wanted was rest.

But Santa was preppping

to the bathroom he was stepping!

He was doing what was right

on this late December night.

With an enormous amount of joy and wealth

Santa was finally taking care of his health.

The night was long and his rectum was sore,

when he didn't think he could go again there was more.

The MagCitrate had worked it's charm

despite his hesitance, it did him no harm.

Off to 2110 he flew in his sleigh

feeling empty and hungry all along the way.

He bypassed admissions and went straight to the OR

where the nurses welcomed him at the door.

Dr. Aquino was waiting with a smile on his face,

and Santa was admitted to pre-op with haste.

He took off his clothes and got into bed,

he did all the things that the nurses said.

The IV was started,

instructions imparted,


Dr. Aquino took a glance

and the scope was advanced.

The medicines was given....soon Santa was asleep,

Dr. Aquino and nurses never heard him peep.

As the scope moved around

Santa heard narry a sound.

He just dreamed of toys,

for all the good girls and boys!

His bowels were clean and the procedure went well,

Santa was soon in recovery as near as he could tell.

With a fart fart here and a toot toot there

as nurses was saying "keep passing that air!"

As Dr. Aquino was approaching, Santa searched his face

"No polyps and no problems, not even a trace".

And with a smile on his face

Santa was out of that place.


He was soon in his sleigh with Mrs. Klaus and the deer.

Wishing all

"A Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!"

ColoProctology Associates has offices in the NASA / Galveston Bay area at

2110 Seabrook Circle, Seabrook, TX 77586